What Does It Take To Get Readers To Comment?

I am going to provide you with a quick and simple checklist of what you need to do/write/show/talk about, if you want readers to comment on your blog. There is no catch, this is completely free, and should guarantee you hundreds of comments:

1. Post unoriginal content
2. Post pictures of everything you come across…everything
3. Disrespect your readers, it builds character and a solid relationship
4. Have a new recipe? Show it off. People will love it, even if it is terrible
5. Give out money
6. Create multiple accounts and comment on your own stuff
7. Beg
8. Take out the competition…literally
9. Know how to speak to hipsters and emos
10. Be arrogant. People are suckers for a BIG ego

There you have it, your gold mine to more comments. Follow these steps closely, and you will see the results instantly. I mean, take it from me, I have been posting here for over a year now, and have 99 comments to go along with 115 posts (soon to be 116). Yeah, I know how to get it done.

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