What Does It Take To Get Readers To Comment?

I am going to provide you with a quick and simple checklist of what you need to do/write/show/talk about, if you want readers to comment on your blog. There is no catch, this is completely free, and should guarantee you hundreds of comments:

1. Post unoriginal content
2. Post pictures of everything you come across…everything
3. Disrespect your readers, it builds character and a solid relationship
4. Have a new recipe? Show it off. People will love it, even if it is terrible
5. Give out money
6. Create multiple accounts and comment on your own stuff
7. Beg
8. Take out the competition…literally
9. Know how to speak to hipsters and emos
10. Be arrogant. People are suckers for a BIG ego

There you have it, your gold mine to more comments. Follow these steps closely, and you will see the results instantly. I mean, take it from me, I have been posting here for over a year now, and have 99 comments to go along with 115 posts (soon to be 116). Yeah, I know how to get it done.

The Grey, Will You See It?

Very simple process for you: Vote in the poll, let me know if you will be checking out The Grey in theaters this weekend, then have an Oreo (see, it’s not just some ordinary cookie) for your hard work.

I won’t let the results push me one way or the other, I am just curious to see what side of the fence you fine people are sitting on.

Watch Out For ‘The Raid’

I have been following any news for The Raid, for quite some time now. In it’s basic premise: A SWAT team has to take down a drug lord. Bad shit happens, and the entire building begins to hunt the team. Many people are killed in bad ways, leaving one elite SWAT member (Iko Uwais) to fight his way through the carnage.

Does it sound overly original? Not in the slightest. Does it look extremely badass? Most definitely! A similar plot can be used numerous times, as long as the execution is well done. I am just basing my assumption off of the trailer, and an early review, but it seems safe to say that everything will be top notch (no CGI people running and flying through the air is a good start…CGI blood spatter does not bother me too much).

If you are still in the dark about this future gem, check out the trailer below (good amount of violence, so probably NSFW)…men, I dare you to say this looks weak — seriously, I dare you.

Working My Way Back Into The Game

Damn, October 11th was my last post? Didn’t realize it had been that long. Fear not, though, this will be changing…slightly.

I won’t be posting everyday, but plan to produce something at least once a week. Most notably, a “tip of the week” on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday (if you haven’t seen it by Wednesday, it’s probably not coming) — most of them will be of an odd nature, and in no way meant to be serious.

If you have continued to check Talk no Walk for updates…well, you are a trooper, and I applaud you.

The Avengers Trailer Teases Greatness…And Angry Hulk

Finally, we get our first solid look at the round table of Marvel heroes we have come to love/hate/know. To say that I was not smiling throughout the entire trailer would be a lie. Seriously, as a Marvel fan, how could you not be happy watching this?

As my words do not mean much right now — it’s quite possible you have not even read anything I typed — I will leave the trailer up to your interpretation…

If you want me to continue writing, I can. I honestly feel I could come up with something that would be of more interest to you than a trailer of The Avengers. I could talk about Netflix backing out of Qwikster…no, no you’re right, nobody cares and I should just st…….